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October 01

i might return?

well shit son, i havent done anything on this blog lately.....maybe because all the information on the internet is already covered. hmmmm maybe if i get dugg things will work out for me.
August 03

flight 93 confirmed. ITS TRUE

so, ive talked about this and talked about this, and i seemed like a crazy person, but all is true ALL IS TRUE
 
May 23

Talk About Weird Censorship

ok, so like years ago i signed up for tagged.com. basically its a myspace clone, but for ages 13 to 19. so i put up a picture of my in my ninja mask, just a black t shirt wrapped up on my head, its a cool trick hit me up sometime if you want the recepie. ANYHOO! just yesterday, i got an email from them saying that they removed my "content" stating it promoted racism and terrorism.....yeah, my black t shirt mask promotes racism and terroism....sweet.

DS Lite release date

sunday june 11th, for 129.99....only in white? damn..but i lost my ds so im getting a new one baby woot woot
 

Back To My Video Game Roots!

ok, so i havent been doing the video game thing lately but im going to hit it right now i have 2 major things i will be saying that i think yall should take a gander at.
 
FIRST OFF!!!
 
Ign.com has a Call Of Duty 3 trailer, it looks like it could be prerendered, but rumors are saying that its real time...but as we know, they are just rumors. BUT at the end of the trailer it shows what systems its on, says "xbox, xbox 360, nintendo revolution, playstation......what? no pc???" i really hope they dont alienate their pc market, i meen, it was the first game i got for my new rig that actually made it work for its pretty graphix...lets hope not
 
 
SECOND!!!
 
1up.com is allowing any old joe from off the street hop on to their website and view nintendos press conference live, FOR FREE!!! woot woot. you have to be at their site at 930 am pst, 830 for the ak people that read this. I dont forsee anything wrong about their bandwidth or their que filling up because its happening right when school is getting started for most people, and alot of viewers will be at the show floor and half the world will be asleep...luckiliy i got suspended (lol, its not a fun story) so i am gonna get up early and take a gander http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3150391
 
WELL THATS ITS FOR THAT, im going to hit the sack adn get ready for work, but ill scower for more info as it arises. PEACE
 
 
April 17

Easter Day Rant

First off im not anti god, and i am a decent christian. so here we go
 
Easter, the celebration of our lords ressurrection from his tomb to the heaven above, and we celebrate it by eating ham.....ham, something that is against the jewish religion, and which was jesus, a jew....hmmm, doesnt quite seem right to me, eh?
 
Now all that aside, i have to say for a fact that this holiday has completely gone out of hand. Back in yester year, the familiy would gather around and read passages from the bible, and reflect on Jesus's writings. Nowadays, its all about the freakin candy, and that god damn eater bunny.
 
This devil bunny was first created back in the early 1900's by, who else? THE GREATING CARD COMPANIES!!! woot woot halmark, lets make another valentines day. They wrote the story of a mythical bunny that comes into your house and leaves you candy and joy and blah blah blah. So parents get the idea "Hey! ill leave candy for my kids, so that they think its from the bunny! and they can forget about christ, and think about how much candy they can down, or about their new pretty pokemon game.
 
THIS IS A TRAVESTY!!! Not only are they lieing to their kids (which is ok, for santa and whateva, for xmas isnt techinially a christian holiday, but thats for another time) but they clouding their minds, and completely distracting from the reason that we celebrate this beloved holiday.
 
Im kind of going in circles here, so im going to finish with this my beloved readers: Easter has become just a capalitistic holiday that removes christ from it, and pushes the fact that our children are worshiping a giant bunny that gives them candy....parents, i want you to sit down with your kids and read teh freakin bible on Easter, tell them its not about candy, (hell, give them nasty ass candy or more fruit, we are gettin fat in the USA) and tell them what our lord went through for our sins and how he truely loved us.
 
Happy easter yo, PEACE!!!
April 13

Gorillaz are leaving for good

just read it here, im accepting donations so i can go and see their farewell concert, without them, why is it worth living?
April 10

GOD DAMN G4!!! YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN

ok, so they got rid of TSS, i was pissed, but AOTS was good, then kevin rose left, and if he left, he left for a reason. they got rid of judgement day, which was the best show after xplay, they got rid of the sexy xplay announcer for this noob. they brought in the man show, bleck! thought they did bring in star treks, thats a good move for them.
 
NOW they get rid of sarah lane, that was basically the only reason i watched AOTS, now its just a shit show. COMPLETE SHIT!!! i say, only watch on tuesdays, because of chris gore.
 
if they do anythign to XPLAY i swear to god, im killin comcast.

First Revolution Game Info I found

so yeah basically its a fps that used teh controller as well as it should, you can move it around and shoot sideways, and reload all gangsta, and is it me or does it look as good as a 360 game? its sexy as hell
 

Some Cool YTMNDS

I like the pwnerer in this one
 
 
Who doesnt love mistranslations?
 
 
The name of my school? (were colony high u noob)
 
 
HE IS THE MATRIX
 
 
Cartoons in teh 80s were gay
 
 
Remeber all that footage of old hitler propoganda? well if it only had better music, then people might not have hated him lol
 
 
March 24

Revolution Recap

i got a comment asking about the price on the revolution, they did not say anything about the price at GDC, but i can only assume that they will have a price or at least an idea of how much itl cost at E3, but its not gonna be too much, just because quote un quote "nintendo is not going to run away from any fights" and since nintendo is the only company that seems to know what they are doing, itl probably be anywhere from 150 to 250 at the highest. as for downloadable content and their online services, i belive that nintendo has the best so far, as well as being able to do mulitiplayer with all their past games.....ssmb n64 online battle? braggin rights? we will all see.
March 23

100% Confirmed REVOLUTION AT E3

so it was confirmed at GDC that the revolution is gonna be at the next E3.
 
it was also stated that the past games that will be on teh revlution will include
 
nes
snes
n64
sege genesis AND
turbo max
 
ITS GONNA PWN
March 18

Why I Hate AWPS: rant

Ok, so i finnaly came to the conclusion that i hate awps, and i hate them with every fiber in my SOUL!
 
If you dont know what and awp is, its the high powered sniper rifle in CSS, and it usally kills you in 1 hit, ive only taken 2 hits from and awp ONCE.
 
The thing is, that people get good at using an awp, and thats it, they cant use anyother gun, and then they probably do the DEAGLE-AWP reload exploit, where, you switch to the DEAGLE when you have to chamber another round in the awp, and it auto does it, and cuts like 2 seconds off of the process.
 
ANYWAY, im good at basically every type of weapon, except the shotty, i just havent practiced enough with it. Give me any gun in Counter Strike Source, and i can kill someone with it (im even half decent with and awp), BUT if your fantastic with and awp, you suck with everything else. The fact of the matter is that awpers suck ass, they sit WAY back at their spawn, and wait to shoot someone actually rushing and trying to do the objective.
 
You may be asking yourself, WHAT ABOUT THE SCOUT SNIPER RIFLE?. well, see the thing is being it as teh scout isnt as powerful as the awp, so if you have to be good at it, you have to be good at the game itself, you have to be able to hit them in the head, or be able to dodge bullets enough to get in the third or fourth shot.
 
SOOO anyway, my point is that awpers are wusses that cant play CSS for real and just say they are the most awsome. so heres my ultimatium, IF YOU ARE THE "AWP KING" I CHALLENGE YOU TO A MATCH, NO AWPS! and ill show you that you cant play css without the awp, take arms with an smg, and you will get pwned, by me, the pwnerer.

Chuck Norris Reads Chuck Norris Fact

everyone knows about the cool/funny chuck norris facts website (I SHOWED EM TO YOU FIRST DYLAN), well, here chuck norris is on teh Best Damn Sports Show Period, reading some chuck norris facts
 
March 05

SPORE, quite possibly the greatest game ever

So, everyone has played those games where you make a little creature and you watch it grow and evole, IE cubivore, and fish man. Well the dudes at maxis came up with a new type of game, and, it completly blew my mind. I think yall should take a look at the video here
 
 
Basically, you create a creature, and you have 100% complete custimization of your creature, and you take it from the single celled bacteria stage all the way up to space travel and terra forming of other planets/solor systems/galaxies.
 
THIS GAME IS SO INSANE, I HAVE TO SAY ITS GONNA BE THE BEST GAME EVER, YOU CANT BELIVE IT, WATCH THE VIDEO.
March 01

LAWL M$ SUCKS

so yeah my tumb drive....itl be here....in a month or two
 
 

LAWL! nice try M$

so, this is so freaking funny, microsoft wants everyone to know about their new OEM rules about changing the freaking mobo on your pc  is against the oem laws and blah blah blah. so the are offering free thumb drives with all their oem laws, lol so i got one and im waiting to see how big it is, as soon as i get it , im formatting it to fat 32
 
February 24

Microsoft screws themself, once again

ok, so everyone knows M$ is trying to have some market share, they hate linux, blah blah blah blah. Its never really been a problem till now, microsoft has officially released a new OEM thinger majuger saying that, if you change your motherboard from the one you are currently using on your XP, you are in violation of the OEM and it is technically stealing Windows.....wow.. here read up about it on a discussion board with more links

Talking about Keyboard Smashing At It's Best. FPS Doug Has Some Competition...

 LOL, so funny thanks gillz, thanks man thanks lol

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Keyboard Smashing At It's Best. FPS Doug Has Some Competition...
 
Here's what I said when I replied to the thread that contained this video on the TWiT Forums...
 
Oh, my, god...

I really wish I knew what he was saying.

After about a minute, I can hear some music, and he's playing Unreal Tournament 2004. Yeah, like that's going to help his situation.

Once the music ends, and he cries a bit more, and the music starts, he starts playing. Now, he's obviously getting mad, because he's loosing, because he obviously sucks.

Haha, it's funny, because he's loosing his breath from yelling. Oh, what an active kid he must be =P.

My ears hurt from listening to this noob.

LAWL!! He broke the keyboard!!!

This is absolutely halarious. I have to blog this.
 
 
February 23

FINAL FANTASY ADVENT CHILDREN OFFICIAL US RELEASE ANNOUNCED!!!!!!!

OMFG GUYS, I JUST READ, THAT ON APRIL 25 IS THE OFFICIAL RELEASE OF ADVENT CHILDREN FOR THE US IN ENGLISH DUBINNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE READ THIS, I BELIVE ITS THE SECOND NEWS POST HERE,
 
 
LOL YEAH MAN IM GONNA BUY AND LIVE LONG
 
oh yeah here is the voice cast
 
February 15

stole this from gillz

ok, to not flood my blog with stuff, because i want yall to look at the grammys answer, BUT i thought, hell ill steel something from gillz, hes successful. basically i got wierd referral links in my blog history, well apparantly im all the rage in the UK, if your searching for emo kids..... i dont understand, but its true, i got 2 searches from emo kids from the uk google search in two days.... YEAH GO UK AND THEIR HATRED FOR EMO KIDS!!!!

Powerglove mouse

So, basically this dude thought HELL IT BE COOL TO USE A GYRATION MOUSE ON AN OLD NES POWERGLOVE, and he did, and it looks like it pwns.
 
 

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